From The Horse's Ass September 2004

Me: do you like tattoos?
Joe P: the washable kinds?
Me: real ones
Me: she's got a tattoo of a snake on her back at the base of her neck
Joe P: er...
Joe P: how do you know that?
Me: i saw it last saturday
Joe P: oh
Joe P: well
Joe P: snakes are cool
Joe P: but snake tattoos only work on Vega
Me: well when you're railing a girl from behind its hard not to notice stuff like that
Joe P: ... blindfolded? :D
Joe P: either that
Me: no blindfolds
Joe P: or cover her in peanut butter
Me: otherwise she could switch places and you'd be railing a guy
Joe P: she could be blindfolded
Joe P: and tied
Joe P: and
Joe P: yea
Me: or watch the power rangers vs the ninja turtles
Sarah: oh man Ninja Turtles would fuck the power rangers up!
Sarah: it'd be a squash match brotha
Sarah: lol
Me: but the power rangers have dinozord power
Sarah: yeah but if you are talking just a reg tag match here then they could get DQ if they use that; the turtles know karate and shit
Sarah: power rangers aint got nothin on them!
Sarah: lol
Me: well the turtles got the advantage with all the double team manuevers
Me: but there's 5 rangers and 4 turtles
Sarah: oh man.... that's okay the turtles got Spilnter! and April as their manager
Sarah: ha
Me: well the power rangers have a chick with huge boobs
Me: ha
Sarah: oh man then they are def losing
Sarah: that girl is just there for T&A; nothing more
Sarah: so HA
Sarah: :-D
Me: gotta find a female turtle for T&A to use for distraction
To Ducky:
Joe P: I want to steal your mom's virginity.
After I sent EQ a link to an advertisement on Victoria Givens'(porn star) web site asking for participants for an anal gangbang
EQ: you want to go, don't you?
Me: haha
EQ: wear a wrestling mask while you assfuck a porn star
Me: that would be interesting
EQ: she'd be like "wtf is that mask?"

"shutup and let me fuck you in the ass, bitch"
EQ: feel good about the company?
Me: dont know
Me: i barely looked at their site :-P
Me: its not like im gonna be fucking any porn star up the ass or anything this weekend anyways
EQ: heh. you should
Me: i will
Me: but im making caws right now
EQ: ass fucking porn stars > caws
Me: knowing my luck i'd be last in line
EQ: heh
EQ: what a slut she must be... god damn
Me: and even worse, with my luck, the fluffer that comes to me would be a guy
EQ: heh, i doubt that
Me: and even worse, it would be that former cunt haired faggot
EQ: HAHAHAHAHAHA
EQ: HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
EQ: fucking brian!
Me: i just picked him at random
EQ: that miserable... cunt-haired, head shaped like a penis faggot!
Jon: im going to take u under my wing
Jon: to turn u into a man beast
Me: fuck the man beats
Me: beast
Adrian: Why is the Irish flag at half mast today? Who died?
Jon: The Lucky Charms guy?
A challenge I gave to Joe P. on NNR
Me: AA Little Boy with that stuffed dog's head sticking out your fly
Joe P.'s response
Joe P: Calbowski - AA Little Boy with Ein's head sticking out of your fly - Now... I almost thought of abandoning this one... but then I thought "Maybe this is a way that Ein and I can get closer (as if sleeping with him isn't close enough o.o)" but outside of the joking, I'll attempt it once and only once. If I don't get the AA on that one try, I'll abandon it... Oh yea... IF YOU DARE RECORD THIS, I WILL KILL YOU AND ALL YOUR DOGS :O


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