From The Horse's Ass September 2004
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Me: do you like tattoos? Joe P: the washable kinds? Me: real ones Me: she's got a tattoo of a snake on her back at the base of her neck Joe P: er... Joe P: how do you know that? Me: i saw it last saturday Joe P: oh Joe P: well Joe P: snakes are cool Joe P: but snake tattoos only work on Vega Me: well when you're railing a girl from behind its hard not to notice stuff like that Joe P: ... blindfolded? :D Joe P: either that Me: no blindfolds Joe P: or cover her in peanut butter Me: otherwise she could switch places and you'd be railing a guy Joe P: she could be blindfolded Joe P: and tied Joe P: and Joe P: yea |
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Me: or watch the power rangers vs the ninja turtles Sarah: oh man Ninja Turtles would fuck the power rangers up! Sarah: it'd be a squash match brotha Sarah: lol Me: but the power rangers have dinozord power Sarah: yeah but if you are talking just a reg tag match here then they could get DQ if they use that; the turtles know karate and shit Sarah: power rangers aint got nothin on them! Sarah: lol Me: well the turtles got the advantage with all the double team manuevers Me: but there's 5 rangers and 4 turtles Sarah: oh man.... that's okay the turtles got Spilnter! and April as their manager Sarah: ha Me: well the power rangers have a chick with huge boobs Me: ha Sarah: oh man then they are def losing Sarah: that girl is just there for T&A; nothing more Sarah: so HA Sarah: :-D Me: gotta find a female turtle for T&A to use for distraction |
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To Ducky: Joe P: I want to steal your mom's virginity. |
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After I sent EQ a link to an advertisement on Victoria Givens'(porn star) web site asking for participants for an anal gangbang EQ: you want to go, don't you? Me: haha EQ: wear a wrestling mask while you assfuck a porn star Me: that would be interesting EQ: she'd be like "wtf is that mask?" "shutup and let me fuck you in the ass, bitch" |
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EQ: feel good about the company? Me: dont know Me: i barely looked at their site :-P Me: its not like im gonna be fucking any porn star up the ass or anything this weekend anyways EQ: heh. you should Me: i will Me: but im making caws right now EQ: ass fucking porn stars > caws Me: knowing my luck i'd be last in line EQ: heh EQ: what a slut she must be... god damn Me: and even worse, with my luck, the fluffer that comes to me would be a guy EQ: heh, i doubt that Me: and even worse, it would be that former cunt haired faggot EQ: HAHAHAHAHAHA EQ: HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! EQ: fucking brian! Me: i just picked him at random EQ: that miserable... cunt-haired, head shaped like a penis faggot! |
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Jon: im going to take u under my wing Jon: to turn u into a man beast Me: fuck the man beats Me: beast |
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Adrian: Why is the Irish flag at half mast today? Who died? Jon: The Lucky Charms guy? |
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A challenge I gave to Joe P. on NNR Me: AA Little Boy with that stuffed dog's head sticking out your fly Joe P.'s response Joe P: Calbowski - AA Little Boy with Ein's head sticking out of your fly - Now... I almost thought of abandoning this one... but then I thought "Maybe this is a way that Ein and I can get closer (as if sleeping with him isn't close enough o.o)" but outside of the joking, I'll attempt it once and only once. If I don't get the AA on that one try, I'll abandon it... Oh yea... IF YOU DARE RECORD THIS, I WILL KILL YOU AND ALL YOUR DOGS :O |