From The Horse's Ass September 2003
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Legend: do you want to star in a new pornographic TV series i'm developing? Me: =-O Legend: its called "Bosotn Pubic" Me: you didnt say that Me: tell me you did not just say that Legend: lol Legend: youre rigght, i want to get ratings, never mind, i'll star in it myself Me: even fox would pay you money to take your show off the air |
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Auto response from Madman: Roses are red Violets are blue Batman loves to suck Robin's cock And I do too |
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Charlene: dont forget to turn her off before you go to sleep Auto response from Me: *yawns* Charlene: unless...... :-) Charlene: ok now is that good enuff to get into words from the wise..cause theres no chicks on there Charlene: bitch |
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EQ: oh GOD... she's BUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUSTED EQ: if i looked like her i wouldn't post myself on the net Me: lmao Me: so much fucked up shit people tell on the net too Me: i think i remember reading one of her posts that she liked it up the ass EQ: jesus... she'd have to EQ: otherwise guys would lose interest |
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EQ: i just passed by my RA's room Me: and? EQ: she's in there crying her eyes out Me: you went in? EQ: i'm thinking about going in there and asking if she's ok EQ: how's that for out of character? Me: nonchalantly walk pass her room and then take a step back and ask if she's ok EQ: door's closed... i'd have to knock EQ: but you can hear her clearly in the hallway EQ: i think she's on the phone with her mom right now Me: hmmm Me: might not be something you ought to check on then EQ: i'm just thinking EQ: and here's where the real eq comes in EQ: >=D EQ: if i ask her if she's ok EQ: i'm "so sweet" and "caring" and "fuckable" |