From The Horse's Ass September 2002
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Marilyn: oh if u got some old cds that u don't want, give to me when u swing by Marilyn: i like microwaving cds Me: lol Marilyn: it is such a guilty pleasure Marilyn: but i am making a collage of microwaved cds Me: i think they're more fun to use as ninja stars Marilyn: heh Marilyn: e Marilyn: but seriously if u got any cds that u don't mind gettin microwaved just give them to me Marilyn: hmm this is an old addicition i had in highschool Marilyn: last time i did this at home i left it in there too long and it melt and combusted Me: lol Marilyn: my mom revoked my microwaving privelges for a month Me: lmao |
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Dames: by the way....*gulp*, i want the Hogan DVD Dames: for the extras only Ecrade: yeah bullshit Ecrade: HOGAN FAN Dames: fuck you! Suaz: yeah it is bullshit Ecrade: come on, everyone pick on the hogan fan Dames: I want the 4 hours of classic matches!!! Dames: thats it! Me: lmao Ecrade: and the endless hours of hogan Dames: shit you can't find anywhere else, like saturday night main event Dorrinal: *throws a chair at the Hogan fan* Brain: closet hogan mark Me: he's a real american Ecrade: and hogan in a g-string Dames: ew! Ecrade: sure silenced the room Ecrade: *smack* Ecrade: thats it Dorrinal: I had to avert my eyes Dames: CHAT KILLER!!!!! Me: taking his vitamins and saying his prayers Dorrinal: You killed my mind's eye Dorrinal: every time I see Hogan ina g-string. Ecrade: you killed my ass' eye Dorrinal: Or the Dames Ecrade: the dames with hogan in a g-string Me: damn Brain: sharing a g-string |
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Ecrade: he likes his sex like basketball Ecrade: one on one and with as little dribbling as possible |
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Dorrinal: I must see Small Wonder! Suaz: just look down your mants Suaz: pants |
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Suaz: do you watch pornos on mute too? Grappler: at home I do |
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Me: i think i'm coming out in 3 weeks EQ: hey man... i knew you were gay this whole time EQ: don't worry... i'll let you have your moment EQ: i wont tell anyone Me: hahaha |
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Legend: you have three minutes to entertain me, go Me: my entertainment is only for women Legend: lol Legend: obviously though, they dont want to be entertained by you Me: ahhhh i just dont allow u to see Me: and i dont allow them to tell Me: otherwise i'd be whored out Legend: lol |
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Me: man did u hear the pop billy and chuck got when they said that they weren't gay? Legend: yeah Legend: the bigest one of his career Me: lol |
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Legend: i wish i can rent a wwe superstat Legend: superstar* Me: i wanna rent stacy keibler Legend: i wanna rent the island boys Legend: so i can tell my finance teacher that i can only stay for three minutes Legend: and then the island boys beat the shit out of him |
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Legend: wanna see a pic of my girlfriend? Me: sure Legend: well? Me: which one is he? Legend: fuckhole Legend: lol Me: LOL |
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Legend: voulez vous pouchez avec moi... Legend: lo.l Legend: that song is playing Me: it's couchez Legend: whatever Legend: whats the difference, a p or a c Me: cuz it involves a cunt Legend: loll Legend: ok, c stands for cunt, p stands for pussy Legend: so wats the difference Legend: lol |
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EQ: if i were norma, i'd throw you out on your mongorian ass Me: i'll make sure i throw some msg at you next weeknd EQ: lol |
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Me: u've gotta be marking out right now Auto response from EQ: MARKING OUT! |
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Joe P: my DDR Freak name is working again! Me: good good Joe P: yep Joe P: im going post happy |
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EQ: maybe he has some kind of homosexual attraction to you Me: ummm... Me: are we talking about the same person? EQ: HAHAHA |
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Legend: so, whatcha gonna do?/ Legend: when these 24 inch pythons, run wild on you Me: 24 inch pythons? Me: dude you dont even have 24 centimeter pythons Legend: i meant to say my 24 iinch PYTHON Legend: singular Me: ummm.... |
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Me: and this was the most fun since i actually used my hands for something other than hitting the arrows |
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Steve Smith: sorry RPI network is being a bitch, and not mine :-( |
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Me: the pads on both machines suck ass at x-gates Austin: probably worn out, that place gets a lot of traffic Me: and some people stomp and actually break the panels Austin: there's only so much a poor machine can take Me: yeah, ddr machines are people too |
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EQ: I'll only back on dinner if a girl tells me she wants to suck me off at just that time |
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Austin: are you coming by bus Me: yeah Austin: cool you get to play one of my favorite games Me: ?? Austin: "Taking the Bus or Bus Station Person" Me: how do i play that? Austin: you look at all the people and try to decide if they are taking a bus or if they hang out at the bus station Me: hahaha |
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Austin: nice!! I am increasing in web presence |
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Legend: i have to go to fucking class soon Me: but shouldnt fucking class be fun? Legend: well, yeah, but not at RPI ;-) Legend: and besides, the term 'fucking' is used as an adjective in this sense, not a verb |
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Me: so how have u been? Legend: fine, now that my fucking class is over :-D Legend: and that was a verb, not an adjective Legend: lol Me: but how can you be fine when fucking class is over? Me: did you work with more guys than girls today? Me: then i can understand Legend: no, after the other class Legend: then I had a fucking class, in my room' Legend: lol Me: was he someone from class? Legend: fuck you Me: lmao Legend: i can tell you this though, you can learn alot from your right hand Legend: lol Me: hahahaha |
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EQ: WOO! Javascript! |
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Me: i think i chose the wrong career EQ: why? Me: i think i could making a better living shoveling shit from horse stalls EQ: yeah... take pictures of the shit and put it on your site... "THIS IS REALLY FROM THE HORSE'S ASS!" Me: lmao |
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Legend: or do mongorians like Meat Loaf? Me: only the food Legend: lol Legend: hmmmm, mongorian meatloaf, thanks for the idea |
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Me: is there something about you that i dont know about? Legend: hahah Legend: noi Legend: no* Me: are you sure? Legend: actually, yes Legend: im batman Me: hahahaha |
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Legend: i got three 40's Legend: hell, i do better on your tests than i do on the one's for school Me: yeah good guessing on the ddr one Me: lmao |
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EQ: comp org sux me off Me: does comp org do that very well? EQ: nah... it SUCKS at it too Me: hahaha |
| FNC Steve: I want an expensive car. Get me a BMW now! And if you can, throw in all the Hooters waitresses. It'll be a tight fit, but I'll squeeze myself in. |