From The Horse's Ass September 2002

Marilyn: oh if u got some old cds that u don't want, give to me when u swing by
Marilyn: i like microwaving cds
Me: lol
Marilyn: it is such a guilty pleasure
Marilyn: but i am making a collage of microwaved cds
Me: i think they're more fun to use as ninja stars
Marilyn: heh
Marilyn: e
Marilyn: but seriously if u got any cds that u don't mind gettin microwaved just give them to me
Marilyn: hmm this is an old addicition i had in highschool
Marilyn: last time i did this at home i left it in there too long and it melt and combusted
Me: lol
Marilyn: my mom revoked my microwaving privelges for a month
Me: lmao
Dames: by the way....*gulp*, i want the Hogan DVD
Dames: for the extras only
Ecrade: yeah bullshit
Ecrade: HOGAN FAN
Dames: fuck you!
Suaz: yeah it is bullshit
Ecrade: come on, everyone pick on the hogan fan
Dames: I want the 4 hours of classic matches!!!
Dames: thats it!
Me: lmao
Ecrade: and the endless hours of hogan
Dames: shit you can't find anywhere else, like saturday night main event
Dorrinal: *throws a chair at the Hogan fan*
Brain: closet hogan mark
Me: he's a real american
Ecrade: and hogan in a g-string
Dames: ew!
Ecrade: sure silenced the room
Ecrade: *smack*
Ecrade: thats it
Dorrinal: I had to avert my eyes
Dames: CHAT KILLER!!!!!
Me: taking his vitamins and saying his prayers
Dorrinal: You killed my mind's eye
Dorrinal: every time I see Hogan ina g-string.
Ecrade: you killed my ass' eye
Dorrinal: Or the Dames
Ecrade: the dames with hogan in a g-string
Me: damn
Brain: sharing a g-string
Ecrade: he likes his sex like basketball
Ecrade: one on one and with as little dribbling as possible
Dorrinal: I must see Small Wonder!
Suaz: just look down your mants
Suaz: pants
Suaz: do you watch pornos on mute too?
Grappler: at home I do
Me: i think i'm coming out in 3 weeks
EQ: hey man... i knew you were gay this whole time
EQ: don't worry... i'll let you have your moment
EQ: i wont tell anyone
Me: hahaha
Legend: you have three minutes to entertain me, go
Me: my entertainment is only for women
Legend: lol
Legend: obviously though, they dont want to be entertained by you
Me: ahhhh i just dont allow u to see
Me: and i dont allow them to tell
Me: otherwise i'd be whored out
Legend: lol
Me: man did u hear the pop billy and chuck got when they said that they weren't gay?
Legend: yeah
Legend: the bigest one of his career
Me: lol
Legend: i wish i can rent a wwe superstat
Legend: superstar*
Me: i wanna rent stacy keibler
Legend: i wanna rent the island boys
Legend: so i can tell my finance teacher that i can only stay for three minutes
Legend: and then the island boys beat the shit out of him
Legend: wanna see a pic of my girlfriend?
Me: sure
Legend: well?
Me: which one is he?
Legend: fuckhole
Legend: lol
Me: LOL
Legend: voulez vous pouchez avec moi...
Legend: lo.l
Legend: that song is playing
Me: it's couchez
Legend: whatever
Legend: whats the difference, a p or a c
Me: cuz it involves a cunt
Legend: loll
Legend: ok, c stands for cunt, p stands for pussy
Legend: so wats the difference
Legend: lol
EQ: if i were norma, i'd throw you out on your mongorian ass
Me: i'll make sure i throw some msg at you next weeknd
EQ: lol
Me: u've gotta be marking out right now
Auto response from EQ: MARKING OUT!
Joe P: my DDR Freak name is working again!
Me: good good
Joe P: yep
Joe P: im going post happy
EQ: maybe he has some kind of homosexual attraction to you
Me: ummm...
Me: are we talking about the same person?
EQ: HAHAHA
Legend: so, whatcha gonna do?/
Legend: when these 24 inch pythons, run wild on you
Me: 24 inch pythons?
Me: dude you dont even have 24 centimeter pythons
Legend: i meant to say my 24 iinch PYTHON
Legend: singular
Me: ummm....
Me: and this was the most fun since i actually used my hands for something other than hitting the arrows
Steve Smith: sorry RPI network is being a bitch, and not mine :-(
Me: the pads on both machines suck ass at x-gates
Austin: probably worn out, that place gets a lot of traffic
Me: and some people stomp and actually break the panels
Austin: there's only so much a poor machine can take
Me: yeah, ddr machines are people too
EQ: I'll only back on dinner if a girl tells me she wants to suck me off at just that time
Austin: are you coming by bus
Me: yeah
Austin: cool you get to play one of my favorite games
Me: ??
Austin: "Taking the Bus or Bus Station Person"
Me: how do i play that?
Austin: you look at all the people and try to decide if they are taking a bus or if they hang out at the bus station
Me: hahaha
Austin: nice!! I am increasing in web presence
Legend: i have to go to fucking class soon
Me: but shouldnt fucking class be fun?
Legend: well, yeah, but not at RPI ;-)
Legend: and besides, the term 'fucking' is used as an adjective in this sense, not a verb
Me: so how have u been?
Legend: fine, now that my fucking class is over :-D
Legend: and that was a verb, not an adjective
Legend: lol
Me: but how can you be fine when fucking class is over?
Me: did you work with more guys than girls today?
Me: then i can understand
Legend: no, after the other class
Legend: then I had a fucking class, in my room'
Legend: lol
Me: was he someone from class?
Legend: fuck you
Me: lmao
Legend: i can tell you this though, you can learn alot from your right hand
Legend: lol
Me: hahahaha
EQ: WOO! Javascript!
Me: i think i chose the wrong career
EQ: why?
Me: i think i could making a better living shoveling shit from horse stalls
EQ: yeah... take pictures of the shit and put it on your site... "THIS IS REALLY FROM THE HORSE'S ASS!"
Me: lmao
Legend: or do mongorians like Meat Loaf?
Me: only the food
Legend: lol
Legend: hmmmm, mongorian meatloaf, thanks for the idea
Me: is there something about you that i dont know about?
Legend: hahah
Legend: noi
Legend: no*
Me: are you sure?
Legend: actually, yes
Legend: im batman
Me: hahahaha
Legend: i got three 40's
Legend: hell, i do better on your tests than i do on the one's for school
Me: yeah good guessing on the ddr one
Me: lmao
EQ: comp org sux me off
Me: does comp org do that very well?
EQ: nah... it SUCKS at it too
Me: hahaha
FNC Steve: I want an expensive car. Get me a BMW now! And if you can, throw in all the Hooters waitresses. It'll be a tight fit, but I'll squeeze myself in.


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