I actually saw this "Chinese" menu on a birthday card. Loads of laughs!!!

SUC MI PUGODA
Cuntonese Cuisine
281-6969
That's Two Ate One - Sixty-Nine, Sixty-Nine
6969 Fellatio Blvd.
Escondildo, Ca. 12698
Porking In The Rear
A LA CARTE
$2.69 each
Cum Drop Soup
Fresh Every 2.7 Days
Pee Yu Platter
Clothes Pins Extra
Hoo Flung Poo
Napkins & Raincoats Provided
Suc Sum Tit
Children's Special
Yung Poon Tang
No Take Out Orders Accepted
LUNCHEON SPECIALS
Sum Yung Chick.......$6.99
Different and Delicious
Won Hung Lo..........$6.99
Chinese Meatballs
Sum Dum Fuc..........$9.99
Same as #1 but with Extra Sauce
Chu Sum Twat........$16.99
Dinner for Parties of 3 or more
Suc Mi Pork..........$9.69
Chef's Special
Fu Yu Man............$6.69
Specialty of the house
DINNER COMBINATIONS
Includes Smeg Roll and Fortune Nookie
1. Goo In Hand.....$9.69
For Those Dining Alone
2. Goo Wee Chick...$6.99
Sloppy Seconds-No Extra Charge
3. Cum Too Soon....$6.99
Order Early - These Go Fast
4. Suc Mi Wang....$6.99
Traditional Chinese Meatloaf
5. Sum Dum Chick...$4.69
You Get What You Pay For
6. Fuc Mei Slo....$6.69
Not Available After 10:00 P.M.
7. Lik Mi Clit....$6.99
A Lip Smacking Oriental Delicacy
8. Cho Kon It......$9.99
Not for the Light-Throated
9. Fuc Sum Now....$6.99
For Those in a Hurry
10. Wai Tu Yung....$4.99
Not Available on School Nights
11. Tung Sum Chick....$8.99
Chef's Special
12. Sum Gulp Cum....$9.69
Low-Cal Diet Special


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