From The Horse's Ass October 2004
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Joe P: ... he enjoys everything i do with him Joe P: I'll make him think this is enjoyment Joe P: ... what? Joe P: we do sleep together, you know? |
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Me: Why don't you just order something low fat? Jon: I might as well stop breathing then. |
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Joe P: So uh, what's your favorite position? Ducky: Shortstop Joe P: (blank stare) Ducky: What? Nomar is awesome. |
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Disclaimer: I know this is from Jay and Silent Bob, but it was still funny to hear it. Ducky: A clit and a bush are closely related. Joe P: I know what a clit is. It's a group of people who protect animals. And they hide in the bushes. |
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Adrianne: The best winter I ever had was in California. It was never below 70 and I was happier than a pig in shit. |