From The Horse's Ass October 2003
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Telling me about the new Star Wars video game... Jon: You can play on either side in this game Me: Can you turn heel in the middle of it? Jon: You just have to relate everything to wrestling don't you? |
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ZZZ: picture this ZZZ: i just had a nice dinner ZZZ: but it was salty to shit ZZZ: i go and get some juice but theres none left ZZZ: so i decide to get a popsicle ZZZ: i open the freezer door ZZZ: and discover that the 3 of them melted ZZZ: IN THE FUCKING FREEZER. ZZZ: so i have to eat them like slushies Me: but that took care of the saltiness ZZZ: it did ZZZ: but dude ZZZ: they melted in the freezer Me: yeah thats fucked up ZZZ: that's like hitting climax before you even get your pants off |
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Matt: I can't stand intolerant people |
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After ZZZ repeated shouted "GREAT!" while Joe P was play DDR. Joe P: If you say great while i'm playing up there one more time, i'm going to find your second favorite video game and find porn for it. |