From The Horse's Ass October 2002
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Me: i say meet face to face and discuss it EQ: she'd jump my bone right then and there Me: meet her in a public place EQ: she'd jump my bone right then and there |
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EQ: yo Calvin, where da weed at? gimme some mo' Me: calvin no speak ingliss EQ: Calvin... remember... don't drink and drive or Mike will kick your butt Me: mike-a will not keek-a my butt-a. i keek-a mike-a butt-a EQ: mike bigger than j00 Me: but mike-a no know kung fu EQ: mike know f00k yu |
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EQ: eq has over 92 hours of music on this comp Me: that's sick Me: you need a bigger hard drive EQ: nah... i just need a bigger memory stick EQ: i actually want to buy a kickass desktop with a huge HDD Me: have you blown all the cash you made this summer? EQ: not all... but enough EQ: i've got like 2 grand still hanging around Me: im under 500 now EQ: ouch Me: hopefully after next week it'll go back up Me: and then subsequent weeks it'll keep going up EQ: like my dick last night when erica told me she wanted me still EQ: lol |
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Me: what in the blue hell is wallyball? Phatness: indoor volleyball Phatness: of which aaron and i were today's champions Me: ahhhhh Phatness: volleyball + walls = wallyball Me: that seems to make sense Phatness: yep Phatness: good fun Me: this whole time i was thinking you just kick some dude in the nuts and call him wally Phatness: hmm Phatness: we can't all get what we want i suppose Me: maybe its time for a new version of wallyball Phatness: maybe, calvin... maybe Me: i think we might be on to something Phatness: hopefully all the wally's in the world wont revolt against it, that would suck Me: LMAO |
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Me: ftha updated Phatness: you have honored me yet again, That Calbowski wich is Big |
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Me: if its a 7th mix, i'll give you a code that you can give to jim and everything will be unlocked Charlene: hehe Charlene: do u think jim would go for that? Me: i dont know if he even knows what it would unlock Me: but i think it beats unlocking 1 item for every 750 songs passed Charlene: hehe Charlene: eep Charlene: but that can be arranged Me: hehe Me: take lots of effort to unlock all 30 items Charlene: heh eek Charlene: thats a lot Me: yeah and im not around to do it :-P Charlene: lol tru |
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Legend: that small head of yours Legend: lol Me: are you saying that i dont have an ego? >:o Legend: no Legend: you have a big head head, but a small head Me: how would you know? Legend: ummmm your mom Legend: WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO Me: you leave my mom out of this Me: and i'll leave this --> 8==============D out of your mom |
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EQ: if she were hot, i would have liked to have had intercourse with her. Me: eq using technical terms there folks EQ: nah, fuck that... i woulda just railed her till she moaned my name |
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EQ: the HTML itself is also neat and spifftastic Me: lol EQ: i mark for neat code, shaddup |
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Legend: do the hokey pokey and turn yourself around Me: lol Legend: thats what its all about Legend: you put your penis in you put your penis out you put your penis in and you shake it all about Me: it probably sound better with... Me: you put your penis in you pull your penis out you put your penis in and... Me: oh shit i blew my load Me: !! Legend: you shake it all about Legend: lopl Legend: lol* Legend: damn, you came to the hokey pokey?] Legend: ewwwww Me: you came for the hokey pokey Me: nastier Legend: i didnt cum for the hokey pokey Legend: i just wanted a copyt Me: uh huh Legend: you slide your right hand up you slide your right hand down you slide your right hand up... |
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Me: so i'm at work Legend: so im in class Me: lol Legend: lol |
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Dorrinal: "Hurricane gets a Shining Wizard for two" Doesn't that make you feel all warm and fuzzy inside? |
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Charlene: MAGIC BROWNIES! Me: hehe Me: where? Charlene: hehe Charlene: i dunno Me: lol |
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EQ: hey, did i tell you i was on Tv? Me: oh yeah? Me: where? EQ: here. i put up the pic of myself on the computer so it would show up on my tv screen. now i can say I was on TV Me: *smack* EQ: lol |
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EQ: HEY... i just had a though EQ: t Me: that's something new EQ: dick EQ: shutup EQ: now you dont get to hear my thought Me: it probably involves gay cowboys eating pudding anyways |
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Me: http://www.illusional.net/divas/ms-torrie_wilson_wdu2002_06.jpg =-O EQ: i just washed these pants, you fuck Me: hahahaha |
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EQ: say something funny Me: something funny EQ: ... cock |
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Legend: and now that means HHH vs. Steiner in a 'roid match Me: hahahahahahahaha Legend: whoever wins gets to use them :D Me: the juice will really be loose Legend: yup |
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Me: i actually heard people chanting "big show sucks" =-O Legend: yeah, he's x pac's bitch Me: i think they took turns being the bitch Legend: hahaha |
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Legend: i'm a stylin' Legend: WOOOOO Legend: compilin' Legend: WOOOOOO Legend: salivatin' Legend: WOOOOOO Legend: Mas tur batin' Machine Legend: WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO Legend: lol Me: i always knew you were Legend: hahaha Me: never doubted that |
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Legend: i dont want to see anything getting pulled out of an ass unless the ass is and girls and its my dick being pulled out Legend: :-D Me: you'd rather put it in her ass? |
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Joe P: only i might not be able to play it with homework and trick or treating Me: bah Me: hw is overrated Joe P: yea, it is, isnt it Joe P: i wish it wasnt invented Joe P: lol Me: lol Joe P: yep Me: whoever invented it should be tied to a ddr machine and forced to play it's raining men and secret rendezvous Joe P: heh Joe P: non-stop too Joe P: volume full blast Me: with pig tails Joe P: and hands on hips Me: wearing a britney spears outfit Joe P: damn, i was about to say "in a pink frilly dress" |
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EQ: vice city owns me, you and your family Me: i guess that leaves me to own your mom and your dog |
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Squeaks: uhhm Squeaks: i'm gonna be honest with ya Squeaks: i'm stoned |
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Squeaks: you know left one makes it feel like somebody else doin it Me: but the left one isnt that strong Squeaks: that's why you need to build it up Squeaks: you know girls DO notice that, when one arm is bigger than the other |
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Squeaks: hehe.... wish you could read most of my convos then Me: should put em up on a site ;-) Squeaks: i'm too much of a pothead Squeaks: too lazy |
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EQ: anything... as long as you see it. trust me... you'll laugh your balls off so fast you won't even miss them till the movie's over |
