From The Horse's Ass November 2006


EQ: you know that older chick
Me: yah
EQ: we've been emailing each other all day
EQ: i think it's gonna happen my man
EQ: i'm going to hit that up I think
Me: the 31 year old or the 34?
EQ: 34
Me: jesus
Me: you're just gonna be laying there and she's gonna be teaching you
EQ: can you imagine how hot that would be though?
Me: you'll feel like a kid
Me: maybe she'll be into some kinky roleplaying shit
EQ: it'd be hot man... showing me what she's learned over the years
Me: but just think, how many dicks were in there before yours
EQ: who cares man
Me: it'd be like you just rubbed cocks with a bunch of guys
Me: i know
Me: im a prick
Me: i just had to make you squirm a bit
EQ: man you know what... it's hot
EQ: that's what makes milfs hot
EQ: cause they're experienced
EQ: and craving sex from hot young studs like us


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