From The Horse's Ass November 2002

EQ: i had a weird dream last night
Me: what happened?
EQ: i was playing poker with those guys
EQ: and brian bought a big pot by betting heavy when he had shit
EQ: and i couldve beat him
Me: that's it?
EQ: yeah... it's weird b/c why the fuck would i be dreaming about that when i could have been dreaming about fucking hot bitches or having superpowers
Me: hahahahaha
At PCF, the group of people that I work with including myself...2 black ladies, 2 Chinese guys. Adrian is the name of the other Chinese guy.
Adrian: You know this is like an episode of Roots. Four minorities stuck in a single cramped room.
EQ: bro... i cannot believe how hot elisha cuthbert is...
Me: yeah one of her pics is on your site as the intro graphic right now
EQ: she is so HOT... oh my god
EQ: every time i see her on 24, i ejeculate
Me: i made $100 in online purchases in the last 24 hours
EQ: :-) feels good dont it
Me: good yet guilty
Me: i ended up cancelling my anthology pre-order from amazon and getting it from best buy instead
EQ: ?
Me: amazon was 23.99 + shipping, best buy was $18.99 no shipping
EQ: cheap0
Me: i'm a mongorian
Me: i always look for bargains
EQ: lol... yep...
EQ: i need a girl
Me: yeah me too
EQ: i need a girl more than you. you've got ddr
Me: but i cant get a hug from a ddr machine
EQ: even i've figured out how to get that (and more) from ddr machines
Me: /* */
EQ: lol
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Me: i dunno how many more times i can pick up a phone at work and say...
Me: "Thank you for calling the Boston Globe. This is Calvin speaking. How may I help you?"
Legend: lol
Legend: why don't you try saying, "Hellllllllo Ladies, this is the Big Calbowski, how may I serve you?"
Legend: lol
Me: LOL
Legend: why dont you say what you have to say in Chinese?
Me: i dunno how to say boston globei n chinese
Legend: ask your parents, they would no
Me: lol
Me: it be interesting
Legend: why don't you say it in Mongorian :-D
Me: lmao
Legend: how was your day
Me: ddr :-D
Legend: oh
Legend: there was a ddr announcing team at the Giants football game today
Me: huh?
Legend: their names were Dick, Darryl, and Ron
Legend: DDR
Legend: lol
FNC Steve: how is work?
Me: boooring
FNC Steve: where do you work?
Me: publishers cicrulation fulfillment -- customer service for boston globe
FNC Steve: so what type of duties do you fulfill?
FNC Steve: playing ddr for customers?
Me: kinky sex for hot chicks
Me: with a free copy of the globe
FNC Steve: hmm it was good until you said the free copy of the globe
FNC Steve: I wouldn't want that job
Me: lol
Legend: goldmember is playing at UPAC tonight
Me: *sigh* i never saw that
Legend: well, if you want to see it, just look down your pants
Me: i never dipped it in gold dammit
Legend: you have gold skin
Me: i'm yellow
Me: so i'd have a yellowmember
Legend: hey, theres a gimmick for you, remember the name, *breathe* gollllllllskin
Legend: lol
Me: lol
Marilyn: yea
Marilyn: well i am his guardian devil
Marilyn: i make sure he is getting booty
EQ: i dont buy that
Me: rent it
EQ: i dont rent that


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