From The Horse's Ass November 2002
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EQ: i had a weird dream last night Me: what happened? EQ: i was playing poker with those guys EQ: and brian bought a big pot by betting heavy when he had shit EQ: and i couldve beat him Me: that's it? EQ: yeah... it's weird b/c why the fuck would i be dreaming about that when i could have been dreaming about fucking hot bitches or having superpowers Me: hahahahaha |
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At PCF, the group of people that I work with including myself...2 black ladies, 2 Chinese guys. Adrian is the name of the other Chinese guy. Adrian: You know this is like an episode of Roots. Four minorities stuck in a single cramped room. |
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EQ: bro... i cannot believe how hot elisha cuthbert is... Me: yeah one of her pics is on your site as the intro graphic right now EQ: she is so HOT... oh my god EQ: every time i see her on 24, i ejeculate |
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Me: i made $100 in online purchases in the last 24 hours EQ: :-) feels good dont it Me: good yet guilty Me: i ended up cancelling my anthology pre-order from amazon and getting it from best buy instead EQ: ? Me: amazon was 23.99 + shipping, best buy was $18.99 no shipping EQ: cheap0 Me: i'm a mongorian Me: i always look for bargains EQ: lol... yep... |
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EQ: i need a girl Me: yeah me too EQ: i need a girl more than you. you've got ddr Me: but i cant get a hug from a ddr machine EQ: even i've figured out how to get that (and more) from ddr machines Me: /* */ EQ: lol EQ: <!-- --> |
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Me: i dunno how many more times i can pick up a phone at work and say... Me: "Thank you for calling the Boston Globe. This is Calvin speaking. How may I help you?" Legend: lol Legend: why don't you try saying, "Hellllllllo Ladies, this is the Big Calbowski, how may I serve you?" Legend: lol Me: LOL Legend: why dont you say what you have to say in Chinese? Me: i dunno how to say boston globei n chinese Legend: ask your parents, they would no Me: lol Me: it be interesting Legend: why don't you say it in Mongorian :-D Me: lmao |
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Legend: how was your day Me: ddr :-D Legend: oh Legend: there was a ddr announcing team at the Giants football game today Me: huh? Legend: their names were Dick, Darryl, and Ron Legend: DDR Legend: lol |
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FNC Steve: how is work? Me: boooring FNC Steve: where do you work? Me: publishers cicrulation fulfillment -- customer service for boston globe FNC Steve: so what type of duties do you fulfill? FNC Steve: playing ddr for customers? Me: kinky sex for hot chicks Me: with a free copy of the globe FNC Steve: hmm it was good until you said the free copy of the globe FNC Steve: I wouldn't want that job Me: lol |
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Legend: goldmember is playing at UPAC tonight Me: *sigh* i never saw that Legend: well, if you want to see it, just look down your pants Me: i never dipped it in gold dammit Legend: you have gold skin Me: i'm yellow Me: so i'd have a yellowmember Legend: hey, theres a gimmick for you, remember the name, *breathe* gollllllllskin Legend: lol Me: lol |
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Marilyn: yea Marilyn: well i am his guardian devil Marilyn: i make sure he is getting booty |
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EQ: i dont buy that Me: rent it EQ: i dont rent that |