From The Horse's Ass May 2003
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Legend: how was the ride to troy Me: boring Legend: lol Me: i was playing a game though Legend: ok Me: every female i saw... Legend: lol Me: i was like..."i'd tap that" or "i wouldnt tap that" Legend: lol Me: seems like the blondes always travel in packs Legend: lol Me: i saw two of em together and i wouldve done em both at the same time Legend: lol |
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Me: So how does it feel to be halfway through your college career? Charlene: My thighs hurt. |
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From The SmartMarks.com Forums in the topic "Smackdown SYM Awesome Moment". TheBigCalbowski: I went through season mode with the CAW of myself. I captured every title and lost only one match. evilhomer: ^ Geez, Triple H plays video games too ;) |
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Adrian: since we have to wait for white boy for mmw Adrian: and i think he's caught whites |
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In reference to the scene in The Matrix Reloaded where Neo takes on a gigantic group of Smith copies. Adrian: I swear he was gonna be the next Goldberg. |
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Matt: ok, I thought you had your own place Me: hell if i had my own place, i'd say you and steve come on up and i'd provide the booze and bitches |
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EQ: so much effort to open IE Me: so much effort to fuck EQ: yeah... you need to pump blood to keep your erection... fuck it EQ: not even worth the satisfaction when you blast |
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Jon: that poor top doesnt stand a chance against those breasts Me: those things would be better held up by my balls Jon: lol Jon: i have a better chance of having SARS than u do of that Jon: lol Me: wow the chances of me doing that are better than i thought :-) Jon: haha |
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Jon: me and u will one day be a WWE tag team Me: lol Jon: Vanilla and Tapioca Jon: thats our name Me: hahaha Jon: the Tapioca Split your finisher Me: tapioca split = split legged moonsault Jon: yep Jon: the vanilla shake=flapjack Me: we'll get over and triple h will try to bury us Jon: yes Jon: till i give him the 619 Jon: and we give him a spike piledriver on a sledgehammer Jon: take that triple gay! Me: ummmm....im going to the top rope on that one Jon: nice Me: i dont want a sledgehammer up my ass |