From The Horse's Ass March 2008

Crabs Beer Marketing Campaign

#1:
Narrator: Hey Johnny, it's your 21st birthday. What did you get from your friends?
Johnny: I got a case of Crabs.

#2
Narrator: Hey Timmy, where are your parents?
Timmy: I don't know. They went upstairs first and then came down with a case of Crabs. I think they're gonna give it to the neighbors too.


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