From The Horse's Ass March 2006
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At the mention of egg salad Legend: *cringe* Stop!! |
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Me: i treated the two of them and one of his friends to lunch on saturday EQ: an asian man spending money to treat someone on lunch?! |
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EQ: he got married... to a girl he'd known for 2 days Me: haha Me: jesus Me: wtf EQ: yeah... that's what I said Me: what he do that for? Me: of all people from pwc, he's the first one married EQ: yeah EQ: you want me to make the story better? Me: go for it EQ: he got married in vegas Me: i imagine he met the girl in vegas EQ: yeah... 2 nights before Me: he mustve had sex with her and thought he knocked her up EQ: lol Me: was he drunk when he married her? EQ: lol, I hope so Me: or maybe he's fucking with everyone EQ: he swears it's not bullshit Me: oyyy Me: what's next? Me: brian regrowing his hair? EQ: lol EQ: brian getting a girl to talk to him sounds like it'd be more surprising Me: now that's funny EQ: heh Me: seriously man Me: cant believe it EQ: i know... imagine how long it will take for him to have kids at that rate EQ: he'll be feeding them gingerale in a baby bottle |