From The Horse's Ass March 2004

When asked why he had the pool bridge...
Ducky: I'm using it to beat off the high schoolers.
In referencing getting an alum email account...
EQ: that will be PHAT
EQ: ALUM
EQ: yeah, that's right
EQ: i'm an alum
EQ: ...bitches
EQ: i want to email myself like 5 times so i can feel phat


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