From The Horse's Ass March 2003
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Joe P: i just had the best DDR session Evar. Me: passed xtra stage? Joe P: nah Me: picked up a girl? Joe P: close to picking up a girl Me: picked up a guy? |
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Matt: max 300= rubber knees Me: yup Me: and bar raping Matt: A friend of mine just suddenyl fell down and sprawled out on the mat against his will while doing max 300 maniac Matt: I've only done max 300 in the arcades once Me: takes a lot of stamina Matt: so I was able to practice not making love to the bar |
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Me: LEMMINGS IS RACIST!!! EQ: CHINK CHINK CHINK EQ: :-) |
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EQ: cartman > DDR Me: green lantern > superman EQ: that's just ig'nant Me: scorpion king > superman Me: and we all know who beat the scorpion king EQ: scorpion king < Superman Me: brendan frasier > superman EQ: ig'nant mongorian |
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EQ: whoever came up with this game should have a woman paid to give him daily blowjobs Me: what if it was a woman who came up with the game? EQ: then they should pay a woman to eat her out all day EQ: i like lesbian action :-) |
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EQ: you know what's funny? all the people who make fun of jenn's tit's in classic shit (besides me) have never seen them EQ: that makes it a little bit funnier EQ: haha Me: lmao Me: maybe you ought to get a picture and show us all :-P EQ: yeah that will go over well EQ: "Yo, lemme get a pic of you" EQ: "why?" EQ: "so I can show all my friends and they can now be accurate when they make fun of your tits" EQ: "FUCK YOU!" Me: hahaha |
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Aaron: You don't smell like cigarettes. You smell like coffee and cock. |
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Me: probably in your room wishing it were one of the guys Auto response from Legend: one of the girls on SURVIVOR: THE AMAZON gets nekkid today, so guess where I am? :-D |
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Me: dont play max300 injured unless you have a crowd of hotties watching Matt: there was a cute girl watching Me: 10 year olds dont count Matt: lol shut up Matt: she's 17 Me: lotta 10 year olds nowadays look 17 Matt: you're too much Matt: :þ |