From The Horse's Ass March 2003

Joe P: i just had the best DDR session Evar.
Me: passed xtra stage?
Joe P: nah
Me: picked up a girl?
Joe P: close to picking up a girl
Me: picked up a guy?
Matt: max 300= rubber knees
Me: yup
Me: and bar raping
Matt: A friend of mine just suddenyl fell down and sprawled out on the mat against his will while doing max 300 maniac
Matt: I've only done max 300 in the arcades once
Me: takes a lot of stamina
Matt: so I was able to practice not making love to the bar
Me: LEMMINGS IS RACIST!!!
EQ: CHINK CHINK CHINK
EQ: :-)
EQ: cartman > DDR
Me: green lantern > superman
EQ: that's just ig'nant
Me: scorpion king > superman
Me: and we all know who beat the scorpion king
EQ: scorpion king < Superman
Me: brendan frasier > superman
EQ: ig'nant mongorian
EQ: whoever came up with this game should have a woman paid to give him daily blowjobs
Me: what if it was a woman who came up with the game?
EQ: then they should pay a woman to eat her out all day
EQ: i like lesbian action :-)
EQ: you know what's funny? all the people who make fun of jenn's tit's in classic shit (besides me) have never seen them
EQ: that makes it a little bit funnier
EQ: haha
Me: lmao
Me: maybe you ought to get a picture and show us all :-P
EQ: yeah that will go over well
EQ: "Yo, lemme get a pic of you"
EQ: "why?"
EQ: "so I can show all my friends and they can now be accurate when they make fun of your tits"
EQ: "FUCK YOU!"
Me: hahaha
Aaron: You don't smell like cigarettes. You smell like coffee and cock.
Me: probably in your room wishing it were one of the guys
Auto response from Legend: one of the girls on SURVIVOR: THE AMAZON gets nekkid today, so guess where I am? :-D
Me: dont play max300 injured unless you have a crowd of hotties watching
Matt: there was a cute girl watching
Me: 10 year olds dont count
Matt: lol shut up
Matt: she's 17
Me: lotta 10 year olds nowadays look 17
Matt: you're too much
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