From The Horse's Ass June 2003

Me: what time of day would you get here?
Matt: whenever
Matt: I can get up as early as needed
Me: this is difficult to plan out
Matt: heh
Matt: well, you plan it, and I'll make it happen
Me: ok i plan a gang bang where 300 hot girls get in line for a turn with me while a camera rolls
Matt: consider it done
Me: stupid white man
Jon: rofl
Jon: stupid white man is a double negative
Jon: i give u at least 4 or 5 comments weekly
Jon: im like "jon the horses ass reported getting in deep to the scrotem where most reporters fear to go"
Talking about Triple H
Honky Tonk Man: It is hard to keep a wife happy when you are killing her daddy's business!
In reference to Goldberg
Jon: if he sucked anymore he'd b a 2 dollar ho
Jon: triple H=should use all his money and get a nose job..plastic surgery..and penis implant so stephanie doesnt leave him
Me: haha
Me: thats a good one
Jon: it is
Jon: Stephanie: Triple H put it in damn it!
Triple H:But it is in hunny
Stephanie:Oh that sucks
EQ: the only thing that would make dragon girl look desirable by comparison would be an actual dragon
EQ: male dragon
Jon: Your mamma uses chopsticks as a vibrator!
Me: chopsticks dont have batteries dumbass
Jon: but her hands are so old and frail with her parkinsons disease she doesnt need any other vibrations
Me: your mama uses a string of basketballs as anal beads
Jon: thats true
Jon: but they're footballs get it right
Jon: Nerf does her right
Tim: sui gui!!!
Me: diu
Me: say pook guy
Tim: pook guy
Legend: http://story.news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=story&cid=573&ncid=757&e=1&u=/nm/20030620/od_nm/life_tonguesplitting_dc
Me: ewwww
Legend: lol
Me: thats nasty
Legend: did you read the last sentence?
Legend: about split penises
Me: ewww
Me: PAIN!!!
Legend: during sex, youd be able to do the front and back at the same time
Me: still painful
Legend: i know
Legend: the semen would drip out before you even ejaculate
Me: you're thinking waaaay too into this
Jon: sup kneegrow
Me: sup cockasian
Jon: lmfao
Jon: haha
Jon: cockasian nice!
Jon: score!


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