From The Horse's Ass June 2003
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Me: what time of day would you get here? Matt: whenever Matt: I can get up as early as needed Me: this is difficult to plan out Matt: heh Matt: well, you plan it, and I'll make it happen Me: ok i plan a gang bang where 300 hot girls get in line for a turn with me while a camera rolls Matt: consider it done |
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Me: stupid white man Jon: rofl Jon: stupid white man is a double negative |
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Jon: i give u at least 4 or 5 comments weekly Jon: im like "jon the horses ass reported getting in deep to the scrotem where most reporters fear to go" |
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Talking about Triple H Honky Tonk Man: It is hard to keep a wife happy when you are killing her daddy's business! |
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In reference to Goldberg Jon: if he sucked anymore he'd b a 2 dollar ho |
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Jon: triple H=should use all his money and get a nose job..plastic surgery..and penis implant so stephanie doesnt leave him Me: haha Me: thats a good one Jon: it is Jon: Stephanie: Triple H put it in damn it! Triple H:But it is in hunny Stephanie:Oh that sucks |
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EQ: the only thing that would make dragon girl look desirable by comparison would be an actual dragon EQ: male dragon |
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Jon: Your mamma uses chopsticks as a vibrator! Me: chopsticks dont have batteries dumbass Jon: but her hands are so old and frail with her parkinsons disease she doesnt need any other vibrations Me: your mama uses a string of basketballs as anal beads Jon: thats true Jon: but they're footballs get it right Jon: Nerf does her right |
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Tim: sui gui!!! Me: diu Me: say pook guy Tim: pook guy |
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Legend: http://story.news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=story&cid=573&ncid=757&e=1&u=/nm/20030620/od_nm/life_tonguesplitting_dc Me: ewwww Legend: lol Me: thats nasty Legend: did you read the last sentence? Legend: about split penises Me: ewww Me: PAIN!!! Legend: during sex, youd be able to do the front and back at the same time Me: still painful Legend: i know Legend: the semen would drip out before you even ejaculate Me: you're thinking waaaay too into this |
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Jon: sup kneegrow Me: sup cockasian Jon: lmfao Jon: haha Jon: cockasian nice! Jon: score! |