From The Horse's Ass July 2003
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Jon: all i kno is next friday im gonna see pirates of the caribbean like 8 times Me: thats sick Jon: i would marry johnny depp Me: wouldnt surprise me |
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Me: i saw an interesting job posting in the paper yesterday Tim: ? Me: web designer/manager Tim: ah ha Me: for a start up adult entertainment company Tim: o Me: i actually called the number there a little while ago Me: all i got was a voice mail box of some dude Tim: jeezus well free porn is good Me: so im guessing its just some guy who wants to start up his own site but doesnt know how to web design Tim: ya Me: so now i dont think it'd be worth it being that he wont be able to pay me much Tim: ya Tim: rnt there alotta start up sites Tim: ? Me: probably Me: i dont surf for porn as much as i did when i was in college Tim: im sure u could find a good 1...travel is always the popular 1 Tim: ya lmao Tim: and then there's cars Tim: maybe start a car fixin site...put lotsa NOS and shit in the cars for 100s of dollors Tim: 1000 Me: if only i was mechanically inclined Tim: ya well u could find a lotta ppl to fix them for u Tim: all u do is talk, design page, eat, play mj and shit Tim: **and watch porn Me: lmao!!! |
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Jon: i may have gotten the funniest job today Me: ?? Jon: store manager for build-a-bear workshop Me: for a moment there i thought you were gonna tell me you got a job sucking cock |
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Jon: why do u call a wrestler god? Jon: isnt that a little psychotic? Me: nope Jon: lmfao Jon: damn strange asians Jon: thats like me worshipping the hurricaine Me: lol Me: damn strange white people |
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Jon: There are cows in Hong Kong? |