From The Horse's Ass January 2003
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EQ: they actually say the F-word EQ: WOO! Me: lol |
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EQ: if jeff didnt suck my left nut right now, this would be a good match |
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EQ: i wish i had a steak EQ: it is your job to go get me one and bring it to my room EQ: leave now Me: cant you order steaks online now? EQ: yeah, but they have to have some mongorian jobber go get it and deliver it. i'm cutting out the middleman EQ: i'll take a 18 Oz NY Strip EQ: well done EQ: with some steak sauce EQ: mashed potatoes |
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EQ: test resembles a rat or some other kind of vermin when he's pretending to cry |
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Scott: before the show started, Brian Hebner came into the ring to ref a Velocity match Scott: I shouted "Hey Brian, your dad screwed bret!" Scott: Tony Chivel heard it and I shouted it again...he then told Brian what he said Scott: and Brian walks across the ring and says "Hey, my dad might have screwed Bret, but after that he screwed your mom." Scott: lots of 'ooooooh'...then I said "Hey, hey, hey, she's right there, why don't you tell her that yourself?" Scott: and she stands up on the chair, turns around and slaps her butt and says "Kiss my ass! Kiss my ass!" Scott: was the funniest shit Scott: it was so funny dude Scott: 'cause I'm sure you could imagine her doing that Scott: and afterward dad is like "that's why she's the Queen of Hardcore" |
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Legend: i waas going to ask you a question but i forgot Me: no i wasnt the one bangin your mom Legend: no, i found out it was Eric Legend: but anyway Me: hahahahahaha |