From The Horse's Ass February 2007

In reference to a really flaming gay guy who works at a local store
Me: Do you know him?
Jon: Why would I know him?
Me: Because he is of the gay. And you are of the white.
Jon: What does being white have to do with it?
Me: Cause he's white too.
Me: get this
Me: i weight myself this morning and i was 215
Me: i took a shit and weighed myself again
Me: 214
Me: wtf
EQ: I guess you were more full of shit than normal
Me: must be
EQ: what weight are you trying to get to?
Me: right now my target is 210
Me: trying to do it slowly
EQ: you could do that no problem
EQ: just sit on the toilet for 48 hours
Me: i been pretty good about it


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