From The Horse's Ass February 2004
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Me: did you approach her or vice versa? EQ: I approached Me: *claps* Me: whats her name bro? EQ: you are going to laugh Me: why? EQ: I forgot it |
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EQ: I got her AIM Me: yay!!! Me: so do you remember her name? EQ: lol, nope |
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Me: do you fuckin even know her name yet? EQ: well, she thinks I do |
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ZZZ: i was at TyperA and one of the lines i was supposed to type was "Teach me to fish and i will eat forever" ZZZ: i accidentally typed "Teach me to fist and I will eat forever" |
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FNC Steve: i heard you like french people Me: huh? FNC Steve: you dig french people and canadians FNC Steve: lol i'm just being random Me: haha Me: as long as the women shave, its all good FNC Steve: lol FNC Steve: how about bathe Me: if im just staring at them, it doesnt matter Me: but if there will be any physical contact, they'd better |
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Living Legend: oh, pussy, the other white meat ;-) Me: i like that |
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O'Cal: haha, for sure O'Cal: i've got a good pickup line O'Cal: i ask how much a polarbear weighs O'Cal: and then i tell them, "enough to break the ice, hi my name is brian" |
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At a DDR party, after two girls left temporarily to go back to their dorm room for a moment. Matt: (whispering) I think they went to make out. |