From The Horse's Ass February 2003

Me: speaking of ftha,
Me: say something funny
Legend: something funny
Me: dammit dont steal my gimmick
Legend: we get another HHH-Steiner match at nWo
Me: maybe they'll finally add the roids on a poll match
Legend: one can only hope
Legend: then they'll both shoot fight
Me: they should rename the whole ppv
Legend: to what?
Me: Starburst presents WWE Juice Is Loose
Legend: Starburst presents "watch Raw's two top performers blow up during their match" PV?
Me: Sour Starburst presents WWE Juice Is Loose
Legend: lol
Me: cause after the main event you'll have that sour look on your face
Legend: lol
Legend: "bitter beer face!"
Legend: brb
Me: k
Legend: i have to brush my teeth and shit
Legend: not at the same time though, thats disgusting
Me: all you fucks betta be ready for Hardware v1
Legend: v1?
Legend: or vd1
Me: i havent been around ya mom lately so it cant be vd1
Legend: fucking mongorian
Me: lol
After a brief conversation about my brother...
Jon: Your brother is Asian too?
This conversation got so damn confusing that it deserved to be in here.
Legend: hey
Me: yo
Legend: my uncle works with your neightbor
Legend: at semen's
Me: huh?
Legend: someone that i know works with your neightbor
Legend: at siemen's
Legend: i think its my uncle
Me: which neighbor?
Legend: the one that works at siemen's
Me: i have no idea who works at siemen's
Legend: i have no idea either
Me: how are you sure it's my neighbor?
Legend: he told me
Me: there's lots of calvin wongs out tehre
Legend: lol
Legend: they said it was you
Legend: or work's with your father?
Legend: maybe, does he work at semen's?
Me: my father works at hp
Legend: that was it
Me: im very confused right now
Legend: me too
Me: so it's hp and not siemen's?
Legend: yes
Me: you do know it's hp as in hewlett packard right?
Legend: yes
Me: what city does your uncle work in?
Legend: boston
Me: my dad works in littleton, ma
Legend: where's that?
Legend: my uncle is from Cape Cod, so i may be wrong
Me: that's way far from littleton
Legend: ok
Legend: hmmmm
Me: how do you get siemen's confused with hewlett packard?
Legend: i have no idEA


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