From The Horse's Ass December 2003
| Joe P: louis said that somerville got off Joe P: which is right next to cambridge Joe P: which is where my school is Me: i know i gotta work tomorrow :-P Joe P: haha Joe P: sucks for you ^_^ Me: at least i can sleep till 930 Joe P: well... Joe P: at least i have .hack playing cards. HA! Me: *throws chicken fingers at you* |
| On Fox News, there was coverage of a police chase in Texas. The suspect had a passenger in the car and we could see hands out the window. Reporter: We can see hands right now. Those have to be the hands of a passenger or the suspect is driving with his feet, but that's unlikely. |
| Customer: Hi, can you transfer me to classifieds? Me: Sure, but before I transfer you over there, I'm going to give you the direct number incase you get off...get cut off. |