From The Horse's Ass December 2002
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Me: there's this one chick there that's been there for like 5 years and i think i recognize her from high school Me: she was hot in HS but now she dont look that good anymore Legend: well ask her Me: haha no Legend: say, you were hot in HS, what happened/ Me: lol Legend: if she says im not the girl, then youre golden Legend: if she smacks you, then you know she went to your school |
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Legend: tazz=damian on steroids |
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Me: kurt is out Legend: what? Legend: noooooo Me: he jobbed to funaki Legend: fuck you Me: lol |
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EQ: what does she look lik EQ: e Me: dunno how to describe her....ummmm... Me: blonde, dresses mature for her age Me: cant think of any particular celeb EQ: fuck all that shit EQ: how big are those TITS Me: LMAO!!!! EQ: tell me about her ASS Me: not that big EQ: that's what matters! Me: its nice Me: LOL EQ: have i taught you NOTHING?! Me: hahahahaha EQ: *commits suicide* |
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EQ: i should be going to the strip club sometime soon EQ: :D Me: so not blowin your cash on games anymore eh? Joci: hey me and jenn will go to we love men Joci: lol Jenn: lol Jenn: hell yeah! Me: bahhahahaahahahaha Joci: Eric likes blowing anyway Jenn: HAHAHA Joci: either money or cocks same thing to him |
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Joci: he calvin u should sell this Story to soaps Joci: hey Jenn: Eric ran away Jenn: lol Me: but he'll get me again Jenn: lol Me: he threatened to chop my dick off if i sold it Joci: not good if he chops it off he'll just use it for later use Jenn: his own personal dildo Joci: EXACTLY Jenn: then he can get it all the time!!! Me: i thought he owned one already Jenn: he stole mine Me: ohhhhhh Me: bastard Joci: lol |
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Me: if i get hired i'll be located in the middle of a triangle of meat markets Legend: lol Legend: at least you won't go hungry :-D Me: lol Me: get myself 3 at once Me: one from harvard, one from mit, one from bu Legend: cool Legend: 3 sausages at once Legend: lol Me: yeah but you get sausages that taste like shit Me: so you get some shitty sausages so to speak Legend: 'lol |
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Legend: gotta see who gets the million Legend: i wanna go on that show Legend: or the amazing race Me: so you can make some shitty sausages? Legend: no Legend: to win a million dumbass Me: to win a million shitty sausages? Legend: no Legend: to win a million dollars, plus maybe a shitty sausage lol Me: yeah but you'd probably blow all of it on making shitty sausages anyways Me: so why not just get shitty sausages for free? Legend: nah Me: just go to a prison and you can make shitty sausages Legend: no thanks Me: but why bother going so far away when you can make shitty sausages at rpi |
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Me: i'm gonna go eat now Legend: shitty sausages? Me: ewwww, you think about eating shitty sausages? |
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Me: eric just admitted to being a pig fucker Jenn: oh? Me: yup Me: he fucks pigs Jenn: yummy Jenn: I always wondered what happened to my pet pig Jenn: I guess I should go check under his bed huh? |
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EQ: i doubt i'll be home anyway Me: you'll be out fucking pigs won't you? EQ: heh... not this year |
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Me: i went to HS with one of em and she doesnt look as good as she did in HS, but i dont remember her tits being that huge EQ: hahaha... hit that Me: lol Me: i think she might've had a kid Me: so no thanks EQ: lol... give her another baby Me: hahaha |