From The Horse's Ass August 2004
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Me: she's too horny for me anyways EQ: that means tons of sex for you Me: then conservative me takes over and wont put out EQ: LOL, why not? Me: i still have that part of me that says wait till my wedding night EQ: well, it's too late for me anyway... but still... i think that's an outdated custom Me: yeah i know Me: i dont think i'd really know until the situation actually comes up EQ: trust me... when you find a girl you really care for, you'll do it before marriage EQ: besides... look at it this way EQ: if you get good at it before your wedding night, you'll have some AWESOME fucking that night Me: true Me: and i'll keep one rule in mind Me: dont put it in her ass if she just had a big meal EQ: LMFAO Me: otherwise it'll be a shitty night EQ: HAHA |
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Me: what happened to all this pimpin shit you use to be talkin about? EQ: haha, i put that on the back burner |
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Me: but watch me get flaming once i get a girl EQ: oh you will EQ: TRUST me Me: i'll probably be burning everything in sight EQ: I think you'll be pretty gay EQ: but you know what? you'll have a girl you love and that loves you... PLUS you'll be getting action EQ: so FUCK what your friends think :-D Me: i just gotta make sure i dont develop a fetish for licking ass EQ: LOL EQ: Damian can show you how it's done Me: and he'll probably show how to suck dick while he's at it so i'll pass EQ: damian will push your girl aside EQ: "damn bitch! THIS is how you suck a dick!" Me: hahaha |