From The Horse's Ass August 2004

Me: she's too horny for me anyways
EQ: that means tons of sex for you
Me: then conservative me takes over and wont put out
EQ: LOL, why not?
Me: i still have that part of me that says wait till my wedding night
EQ: well, it's too late for me anyway... but still... i think that's an outdated custom
Me: yeah i know
Me: i dont think i'd really know until the situation actually comes up
EQ: trust me... when you find a girl you really care for, you'll do it before marriage
EQ: besides... look at it this way
EQ: if you get good at it before your wedding night, you'll have some AWESOME fucking that night
Me: true
Me: and i'll keep one rule in mind
Me: dont put it in her ass if she just had a big meal
EQ: LMFAO
Me: otherwise it'll be a shitty night
EQ: HAHA
Me: what happened to all this pimpin shit you use to be talkin about?
EQ: haha, i put that on the back burner
Me: but watch me get flaming once i get a girl
EQ: oh you will
EQ: TRUST me
Me: i'll probably be burning everything in sight
EQ: I think you'll be pretty gay
EQ: but you know what? you'll have a girl you love and that loves you... PLUS you'll be getting action
EQ: so FUCK what your friends think :-D
Me: i just gotta make sure i dont develop a fetish for licking ass
EQ: LOL
EQ: Damian can show you how it's done
Me: and he'll probably show how to suck dick while he's at it so i'll pass
EQ: damian will push your girl aside
EQ: "damn bitch! THIS is how you suck a dick!"
Me: hahaha


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