From The Horse's Ass August 2002

Legend: although, during NRB, I had a group at Silver Bay that had the hottest girl in the freshman class in it
Legend: we were all waiting for her o take off her clothes to show her bathing suit
Legend: she and I were in a kayak together, both blindfolded, she was seated in between my legs =-O
Me: damn
Me: LOL
Legend: facing away from me, so her back was in front of me
Legend: right up against me
Me: that's what i was thinking
Legend: :-D
Legend: yeah, that was a real boner, ahem, banner day
Me: lmao
Legend: lol
Me: but i need a different name for it
Legend: yeah
Legend: Classic Shit is taken
Me: what would be a good name?
Legend: how about Awesome Crap????
Me: i just made u famous
Legend: yeah right, i was famous anyway
Me: but being the first one from the horse's ass is superior fame
Legend: yes
Legend: being the first three
Me: good shit
Legend: yes, that was good shit
Legend: thats the shit
Me: yeah it's some good shit
Legend: well, actually, its shit straight "From The Horse's Ass"
Me: so it's horse shit
Legend: yes
Legend: exactly
Legend: just like RPI
Me: i gotta shit
Me: im trying to find out who's living in my old room
Legend: oh
Legend: what room is that
Me: buck 1001
Legend: oh
Me: whenever i go out there, i just wanna knock on the door and be like "hi i use to live here. that's the spot where i came after jacking off one time. bye"
Legend: lol
Legend: did you ever realize that politicians suck
Me: either they suck or they get sucked
Legend: yeah, just look at clinton, he fit in both categories
Me: the big show has only said one funny thing ever
Me: "I'm entertaining"
Legend: in a unrelated topic, did you hear that the Hershey company is up for sale?
Me: really?
Me: damn
Legend: yeah
Legend: well, then, you could be the leading fudge maker in the US
Me: that would be awesome
Me: and i'll hire you to work in the factory
Me: u can be the leading packer
Legend: lol
Legend: so i could be a fudge packer, eh?
Me: make sure u lure in some freshmen girls
Me: then whenever i come down, i can make them my slaves
FNC Steve: lol
FNC Steve: sure
Me: mmm....18 year old girls
Me: teach em while they're young
Me: man i'm a scumbag
FNC Steve: don't become dirty rob
Me: but my name ain't rob ;-)
Me: i just wanna marry a rich girl then i dont have to work
Squeaks: haha
Squeaks: i just want to get paid to sit around and look pretty
Me: i wanna get paid to play ddr
Squeaks: my dreams of being a juggy are dashed..... the man show only has one more season
Me: lol


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