From The Horse's Ass August 2002
| Legend: although, during NRB, I had a group at Silver Bay that had the hottest girl in the freshman class in it
Legend: we were all waiting for her o take off her clothes to show her bathing suit |
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Legend: she and I were in a kayak together, both blindfolded, she was seated in between my legs =-O Me: damn Me: LOL Legend: facing away from me, so her back was in front of me Legend: right up against me Me: that's what i was thinking Legend: :-D Legend: yeah, that was a real boner, ahem, banner day Me: lmao Legend: lol |
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Me: but i need a different name for it Legend: yeah Legend: Classic Shit is taken Me: what would be a good name? Legend: how about Awesome Crap???? |
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Me: i just made u famous Legend: yeah right, i was famous anyway Me: but being the first one from the horse's ass is superior fame Legend: yes Legend: being the first three |
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Me: good shit Legend: yes, that was good shit Legend: thats the shit Me: yeah it's some good shit Legend: well, actually, its shit straight "From The Horse's Ass" Me: so it's horse shit Legend: yes Legend: exactly Legend: just like RPI Me: i gotta shit |
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Me: im trying to find out who's living in my old room Legend: oh Legend: what room is that Me: buck 1001 Legend: oh Me: whenever i go out there, i just wanna knock on the door and be like "hi i use to live here. that's the spot where i came after jacking off one time. bye" Legend: lol |
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Legend: did you ever realize that politicians suck Me: either they suck or they get sucked Legend: yeah, just look at clinton, he fit in both categories |
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Me: the big show has only said one funny thing ever Me: "I'm entertaining" |
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Legend: in a unrelated topic, did you hear that the Hershey company is up for sale? Me: really? Me: damn Legend: yeah Legend: well, then, you could be the leading fudge maker in the US Me: that would be awesome Me: and i'll hire you to work in the factory Me: u can be the leading packer Legend: lol Legend: so i could be a fudge packer, eh? |
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Me: make sure u lure in some freshmen girls Me: then whenever i come down, i can make them my slaves FNC Steve: lol FNC Steve: sure Me: mmm....18 year old girls Me: teach em while they're young Me: man i'm a scumbag FNC Steve: don't become dirty rob Me: but my name ain't rob ;-) |
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Me: i just wanna marry a rich girl then i dont have to work Squeaks: haha Squeaks: i just want to get paid to sit around and look pretty Me: i wanna get paid to play ddr Squeaks: my dreams of being a juggy are dashed..... the man show only has one more season Me: lol |