From The Horse's Ass April 2003

Charlene: im hungry though..........
Charlene: :-[
Me: awww
Me: dining halls not open?
Charlene: yeah it hink they are....but i dun wanna go otusie
Me: human flesh is edible
Charlene: ew........
Charlene: but hm......
EQ: http://googlefight.com/cgi-bin/compare.pl?q1=DDR&q2=Anything+Else&B1=Make+a+fight%21&compare=1&langue=us
Me: http://googlefight.com/cgi-bin/compare.pl?q1=DDR&q2=Superman&B1=Make+a+fight%21&compare=1&langue=us
EQ: what? now that's just disgusting
Me: hahaha
EQ: fuck DDR
Me: im still pissed about my 10 minutes
Legend: lol
Me: while bischoff was plugging away at those shirts, i couldve been surfing for porn
Legend: lol
Legend: who the hell is Mr. America supposed to be?
Me: im only hearing rumors it'll be hogan in a mash
Me: mask
Legend: with the real american music?????
Me: possible
Legend: that would fucking RULE
Legend: women suck
Legend: and damian swallows
Me: but i got...
Me: the ummm..
Me: hardware
Me: ;-)
Legend: yeah, what is it, a thumbtack?
Legend: ;-)
Me: i think you'd better talk to eric's mom before calling it a thumbtack
Me: who needs a girl when you can do it yourself
Legend: the whole point is to have the girl do it for you
Me: yeah but you can stay at your own pace
Legend: well, you can tell her to slow down
Me: yeah but then she'll go to slow
Legend: tell her o speed up
Me: she'll go too fast and then you'll shoot it all over the floor
Legend: DDR lowers sperm count
Me: and that's not a bad thing
Me: that's a good thing :-)


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